Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining
by KentuckyFriedHumans July 01, 2020
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Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.
"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"
by lyfnNightVision March 23, 2013
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poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense
this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains
by littlejimmie May 02, 2019
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versace brain

VERSACE BRAiN iS WHEN A GiRL GiVES YOU HEAD.

BUT iT'S WAY BETTER. AN INDESCRiBABLE FEELiNG.
VERSACE BRAiN iS THE GREATEST FEELiNG AFTER SHE SHE GiVE YOU (BRAiN(HEAD(BLOWJOB)
SHE SUCK ME UP LiKE A VACUUM.
"YO GiRL GAVE ME VERSACE BRAiN iN A CLUB DOWNTOWN
SHE GO DUMB LiKE CLOWN
BOTTLES ALL AROUND

SHE SO BAD LiKE A FiRST ROUND
i AiN'T EVEN PLAYiNG"
BARS FROM G-iCE 'VERSACE BRAiN' SONG

@WTFGICE
by WTFGiCE April 07, 2015
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brain overload

Too much information or stimulus in a short amount of time.
My brain overload due to all the reading I've done.
by tiggrnut93 November 10, 2015
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brain girl

A girl that remembers every detail of her life... and yours.

Also referred to as the scary brain girl.

Usually named Hannah.
“Don’t tell Hannah anything, she’s the scary brain girl.”
by Chiefmasterflex June 02, 2021
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Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.
Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......
by Fisher-Z May 31, 2015
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