Tug Time

Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.

Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.

I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.

Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.

Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.

by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013

Time Vampire

A person who finds creative ways to needlessly waste his/her friends time. Normally done during working hours, and involves elaborate, tedious and often ambiguous messages or tasks that need to be deciphered. 10 out of 10 times, it turns out to be utter nonsense.

OMG, Fraser sent us another one of his bloody cryptic messages. How he has any friends, I don't know, because he is such a fucking Time Vampire.

by Everyone Hates Fraser August 21, 2018

slow time

For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.

I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.

by RentMan December 7, 2009

Big Timed

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.

You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.

by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008

it’s morbin time

The catchphrase from the world famous Marvel legend, Morbius. First spoken in the 2022 box office hit, Morbius. The movie grossed 234 Morbillion dollars, being so successful, it created a new unit of measurement. The legend Jared Leto, who had played the Joker, in the masterful 2016 hit, Suicide Squad. The movie was given a 100 percent critic rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and a 10 on IMDB. The catchphrase itself speaks a powerful message about the values of society and discrimination. As well as demonstrating the life of the working class. This powerful line has been presented from world leaders and CEO’s.

Judge: Do you plead guilty for selling illegal substances to those group of minors? As well as sexually abusing them.
Morbius fan: it’s morbin time

by goat of definitions June 6, 2022

tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.

Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.

by knowman April 11, 2008