When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.
"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.
by Cricketb February 5, 2010
Get the Tiger Messagemug. A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.
Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?
Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.
Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.
Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.
Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.
Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010
Get the Salad Tigermug. This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
by Yehhhboi290643 April 8, 2013
Get the Jägertooth tigermug. Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.
2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration
Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story
Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard
Acronym: TiaB
Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.
2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration
Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story
Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard
Acronym: TiaB
Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."
2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"
Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."
Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."
2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"
Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."
Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."
by chudthechud January 23, 2013
Get the Tiger in a Boatmug. I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Tiger Rubmug. When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
Get the Tiger Woodmug. by The Honey Pot February 17, 2021
Get the Pussycat-tigermug.