Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

Tick

A parisitic arachnid which burrows into the hosts skin and sucks their blood

I should of worn long pants on my hike. Now I have ticks all over my legs!

by Jpikmin123 November 9, 2015

tick it up

Running up a tab with a drug dealer.

He won't answer his phone because he knows I want to tick it up.

by PseudoBigs December 20, 2020

CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

by VomitCock May 26, 2017

tick

an arachnid that bites and clamps on to mammals

I was bitten by a tick.

by Wolfus Young Fur October 7, 2019

Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022

chevy tick

The ticking sound that all chevy vehicles get.

Guy 1: hey that vehicle is ticking over there.
Guy 2: yeah thats a chevy. Its gotca bad case of the chevy tick.

by Gloriousganja November 29, 2016