Thursdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Asian decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "dog eater," "cat eater," "cock fight," "chopsticks," "bad driving," and the expression: "Oh...Rearry?" The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Thursday' became the slur was due partially to the Nagasaki atomic detonation of the "Fat Man" nuclear device on Thursday, August 9th, 1945, and the little know fact that the first official drivers license was issued to an Asian on a Thursday back in 1917 signaling the END of safe roads and highways in America. Thank God there were no cell phones back then. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

Person 1: I hate dog eating Thursdays.

Person 2: Ret's go to Horrywood and get our drivers ricenses.

Person 1: Shut up Thursday, I hate you!

Person 2: Oh rearry?

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

Thirsty Thursday

Much like “Titty Tuesday” or “Wet Wednesday” when themed selfies can be sent for a fun surprise to a friend or partner, “Thirsty Thursday” is when a selfie or picture is taken while giving a blow job.

Let’s take a Thirsty Thursday photo. Drop your pants.

by DDDDaring August 7, 2019

lesbian thursday

(n)
The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.

Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )

by That Dark Haired Chica January 5, 2005

Fucking Fit Thursday

Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.

Dude. It's Fucking Fit Thursday!

by I Use Steroids October 27, 2010

Meaty Thursday

The day of the week where an apartment full of males have anal and oral sex with each other, in that order.

"Bro, are you pumped for meaty thursday?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lube!"

by Taco Hater September 9, 2011

Naked Thursday

On the forth day of each week people take their clothes off to celebrate... well anything; sexuality, liberation, expression, freedom, art, beauty the list goes on.

The use of snapchat has seen a resurgence of Naked Thursdays as young adults can take creative naked pics to send to all their friends knowing that the image will only be around for a few seconds. This has lead to a series of one-upmanship where each person tries to outdo their friend's efforts from the week before.

Takin a naked pic on a exercise bike at the gym would be a great Naked Thursday snap. It's certain to beat dat cantrell playing naked golf.

by KLICK-C June 30, 2014

Throw Back Thursday

every thursday, a one person is required to wear a throw back or some other type of jersey. this is required by law

brett wore his throwback on throw back thursday. it was a rangers jersey

by alex11 September 22, 2006