Nice things

Things we can't have for a number of reasons.

Oh goddamnit man this is why we can't have nice things!!!!!

by Gaaraofthedamned September 17, 2011

thing-a-ma-jiggy

A word used for taking the place of the name of an object, when you aren't sure in what way you should say it.

Something went wrong with the thing-a-ma-jiggy during an experiment in science class.

by ebonyanddomino July 5, 2009

cunt of a thing

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.

This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

by mmmmaaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009

Yon Things

Noun

1. An incredibly awesome never-ending story made by author Vortekks, AKA "Teh One".

2. Things that occur later on.

Definition 1:

Yon Things, by Vortekks, is so sweet, I had to make a story based on it.

Definition 2:

"May we sit around and think of yon things..."

by Seou Kajima June 6, 2005

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

Big Things

The act of do something, about to do something, or anything at all that you consider to be a "big thing"

Questions- "Dude what are you doing in there?"

Response "Big Things."

Question- " What are we doing tonight?"

Response- "Big Things."

Statement- "Brian is doing Big Things on urban dictionary."

by bw120588 November 12, 2010

You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021