The Thief and the Cobbler

An animated movie by Richard Williams (the guy who did the animation on Who Framed Roger Rabbit). He spent nearly 30 years on it only for it to be stolen from him and butchered by the completion bond company.

The Recobbled Cut of The Thief and the Cobbler rules.

by Dominicmgm July 31, 2021

Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022

Package thief

When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.

I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 8, 2023

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.

Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!

by CognitiveFuel September 8, 2023

thiefing

Stole internet services thanks to poor protection system of the victim

Thiefing wireless ADSL internet access of a neighbour

by MaxKawa November 2, 2007

theft victim

Someone who wears thier white iPod headphones out in public.

Hey look at me! I have a $300 piece of hardware in my pocket. Make me a theft victim.

by Chris Thompson March 29, 2005