Theo

Your next love

Are you Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021

Theo

Theo a man child who hex’s people when they don’t want them to be overly possessive of them

Theo is also a pee pee poo poo stinky man who throws fits when he doesn’t get his way

Sam: have you met the new kid?
Tammy: no! Haven’t you heard? He’s a Theo! I’d stay far away from that trash man

by Yourewelcomeforcoronatime March 18, 2020

Theo Wolf

The equivalent of a hot dude who can go to an airport and pick up a girl to hook up with.
Gets drunk at bars
Is " Legen- wait for it- Dary"

Is cool as shit

" THAT GUY IS A TOTAL THEO WOLF!"

by WHY U NO December 9, 2018

Theo

Theos are just simps

Ay is that Theo?
What a fuckin simp lmao

by The state of Oklahoma February 29, 2020

Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.

I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.

by designtheos November 25, 2021

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024