Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.

"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.

by Cricketb February 5, 2010

Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.

Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.

by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010

Jägertooth tiger

This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.

Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger

by Yehhhboi290643 April 8, 2013

Tiger Pitting

When you accidentally feel up on a stranger thinking it's your significant other. This act can be almost as dangerous as walking into a tiger pit to pet the kitties.

That other blonde girl looks a lot like Sean's blind date. If he doesn't pay attention, he'll end up tiger pitting that other girl.

by aggroqueen October 7, 2014

Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”

You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow

by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019

Tiger Rub

When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.

I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.

I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

tiger sex

Having intercourse with a women or man from behind, who happens to have stretch marks that resemble those of a tiger patterned all across their behind.

I was hitting this girl from the back and she had so many stretch marks, it was definitely tiger sex.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 17, 2021