soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

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Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

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sud muffin

a person who is daring

damn he is a sud muffin

by the good looks September 1, 2016

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oh muffins!

a word used when things go wrong

Oh muffins! My dog ate my homework!

by firetruck with a mustache April 5, 2010

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Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

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Throw a muffin

To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...

Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?

by CrackedCrayon September 23, 2019

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