Lady crazy

When a female goes crazy with emotions and stops thinking before she act or speaks.

Ur girlfriend gone stright lady crazy buddy.

by Mybigavocado January 16, 2021

Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.

Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.

by Miss-Phatty January 1, 2008

mah lady

A cooler way of saying "My lady."

Her: "Hey stud."

Him: "Mah lady."

by Colt McStorm June 1, 2011

porno lady

Respectful term for a porn star

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

Donut Lady

Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)

Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"

Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"

by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 25, 2011

Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.

Jessica is such a lady cockblock.

by adonk September 2, 2012