Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though

A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy

by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025

Desk opp

An object which annoys you while you're busy with your computer (hence desk opp)

"Dude I have a desk opp its pissing me off."

by Bladous January 5, 2026

Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024

desk bitch

n. a female who's taken advantage of by using her back to write letters on.

Hey, Jenny...come over here. I need you to be my desk bitch, so I can write some letters.

by ThatWillBeTheDay June 23, 2024

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023