Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.

John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.

by prathabeast April 23, 2022

3rd degree scruff

When you make out with a guy with facial hair and the scruff rubs against your skin. The burn!

He gave me a 3rd degree scruff last night.

by hehehoho24 October 3, 2021

Degrees

a word used to describe a very attractive person, or the level of attractiveness in a person

(ie: hot, sexy, georgeous)

bro1: “ bro did you see that girl at the club last night?”
bro2: “ bro yes degreeeees”

ex: “that chick karen is a solid 95 degrees

by emmmmiiiilluuy March 19, 2019

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain

Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place

q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."

by retski May 27, 2022

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

to the eighth degree

A nerdish thug way to hint at something can't possibly get any higher without sounding like a cliche idiot.

Bill Nye is a straight up thug to the eighth degree.

by MarathonMan623 June 27, 2016