breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.

'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'

by ewgvwg April 19, 2006

breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Skipping Breakfast

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.

Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.

by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014

Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022