Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

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Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

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Dialectic Bagel

A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.

Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.

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bagel belly

the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible

Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

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