A fury wank is when you furiously jerk-off to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue balls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you're with in the house won't blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a massive piss or a quick shit
"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"
by Radioleg August 28, 2014
Get the Fury Wankmug. Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
by magicalg March 14, 2010
Get the Eco Wankmug. To wank under extreme horror or terror, usually under extreme, life or death circumstances as a last attempt at pleasure. Characterized by furious masturbation accompanied by screams and shouts.
Captain Bob: "Attention passengers, fasten all safety belts-we are heading for a crash landing."
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*
by Nickwalks October 26, 2011
Get the Terror Wankmug. by ColbyA.K.A.C-Pimpin December 13, 2008
Get the Wank Warriormug. Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
by Lupine the 3rd January 24, 2012
Get the Fatty wankmug. The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.
Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022
Get the Bradworthy Wankmug. by jaffaw July 16, 2009
Get the armitage wanksmug.