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Cape Town

The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
by Vegan Werewolf August 8, 2007
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war-town

people in war-town suck at driving
by sarahbear7607 June 12, 2008
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e-town

Elyria, Ohio, a ghetto suburb of Cleveland. Typically used by a resident of Elyria and not an outsider.
Whoa, ho, these drugs are mad from E-town.
by Chingee March 28, 2004
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Trap Town

A term used to describe any small town or community where the people living there tend to stay for their whole lives, whether because they simply don't know anywhere else to go or otherwise.
Dude that place is a damn trap town. You either get the fuck out as soon as possible or get stuck there for your whole life.
by Flippy nippy January 9, 2019
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Tangie Town

A TANGIE is a Scottish legend of a shape shifting sea spirit often found in the form of an old man covered in seaweed; perhaps also an unclean beach dweller or dwellers seen as degraded, ethereal, spiritual or inhuman entities as in The Doors lyrics - Maggie M’Gill:

“Miss Maggie M'Gill she lived on a hill
“Her daddy got drunk and left her the will
“So she went down, down to TANGIE Town
“People down there
“Really like to get it on
So she went down, down to TANGIE TOWN
by Lance Bel October 8, 2020
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Town Gear

A set of gear in the game world of warcraft which contains barely any benefical stats, but looks brilliant.
Usually including cloth fishing hats, and tuxedo suits.
Used mostly for idling in towns, but also good for ganking and general showing off.
Dude i just beat that mage in my town gear.
by Kickels February 9, 2009
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