Skip to main content

Tiger Message

When a man or woman makes a phone call to their mistress/lover and tells them to make a change to their mobile phone voicemail message because they think they might have been caught cheating and their spouse might be calling all the numbers in their mobile phone.
"Man, I think my girlfriend might have found a text from the girl I'm banging. I gotta send her a Tiger Message and tell her to take her name off her voicemail.
by Cricketb February 5, 2010
mugGet the Tiger Message mug.

Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010
mugGet the Salad Tiger mug.

Jägertooth tiger

This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.
Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger
by Yehhhboi290643 April 8, 2013
mugGet the Jägertooth tiger mug.

Tiger Pitting

When you accidentally feel up on a stranger thinking it's your significant other. This act can be almost as dangerous as walking into a tiger pit to pet the kitties.
That other blonde girl looks a lot like Sean's blind date. If he doesn't pay attention, he'll end up tiger pitting that other girl.
by aggroqueen October 7, 2014
mugGet the Tiger Pitting mug.

Silly Tiger

When you hitting her from behind, squat over her back and lay a shit strip down her spine. ejaculate on the strip, then using two fingers manipulate the shit-cum into life-like looking stripes.
i gave my girlfriend a silly tiger lastnight. she's not my girlfriend anymore.
by silly animals October 10, 2018
mugGet the Silly Tiger mug.

Foowie tiger

For something to smell really really bad
Or for someone to be really sexy .
Opens dirty nappy foowie tiger that’ smells really bad

Hot women walking down the street with big booty ‘foowie tiger
by Lenos mofo star. Boy December 28, 2018
mugGet the Foowie tiger mug.

Tiger Balling

When you put tiger balm on your testicles and fuck your girl doggy style.
Dude, I went tiger balling last night with LAnae
by lanae242 August 24, 2018
mugGet the Tiger Balling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email