pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 06, 2006

Pooh Bearing

The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."

"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."

by 666DMT November 07, 2021

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 04, 2015

fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist November 08, 2015

pooh-haw

Dismissively reject without consideration

Why do you always "pooh-haw" my ideas?

by Sam man July 07, 2006

pooh flop

The act of pulling your penis out of the woman's vagina or butt hole, or a guys butt hole when you are ready to climax and ejaculate on her stomach.

Ahh, you ready baby? I'm about to pooh flop!

by Big Ole Black Guy February 12, 2014

Winie the Pooh

The Commie leader of China. He is a terrible dictator.

Winie the Pooh: Ching chong ching ching ching chang chong.

Translation: Communism is the best form of government and shall reign the world supreme.

by Kotarojujo069 July 27, 2022