A-RAAB MAFIA

The highest form of organized Straight Sex, in front of the B-RAAB MAFIA, C-RAAB MAFIA, Etc.

Me and my slimes just joined the A-RAAB MAFIA, those cheezers go ballistic.

by Ringo slim September 14, 2019

mafia drowning

Securing a weight to ones foot (i.e. cement shoes) and tossing them into a body of water

Did you hear about George? I heard he pissed off the wrong people and got an old school mafia drowning

by What the ass November 5, 2017

camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

by Tex Dark May 15, 2019

muff mafia

a militant feminist

yeah, she's in the muff mafia

by B0bz0rillo July 11, 2011

mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay March 27, 2016

Rosa Mafia

The licentious power brokers of the Berlin art scene who offer men career opportunities in exchange for sexual favours and reluctantly tolerate women if they are quiet and agree to wear glitter.

After the Rosa Mafia stuffed all my holes my conceptual art career really took off.

by hippogriffy December 9, 2020

Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.

guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.

by static nightmare November 17, 2011