Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like

A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Eddie Mason

The sweetest and most perfect grave-digging-psychopath from the anime 'Angels of Death'

(we must protect Eddie at all costs>:()

"who the hell is Eddie Mason?! he sounds stupid" "..." "..." " "̵̧̡̬̻̫͚̪̜̻̠̭́̅̈́̐̓̓̐̾̂̃̇͠s̵͈͉͕̱̪͇̬̪̹̯̗̻̭͐͑̐̑̑̽́̑̾͐̒͑̚͘͝i̵̖̣̮̬͚͕̩̗͎͋̋͌̑ͅs ̞̦̠̳̩̼̗̝̃̉t̶̛̹̔̇̇̓̀̏͗͌̀͝ȩ̴̭͍͂̌̃̋͘r ̡̨̮́͐̒̅̉͐͐̈́͊ ̶͙̝̼̱̗̠̗̏̓̇̒̚̕͠s̶͕̗͎̘̗̗̯̞̳̒̊͌̇̊͆͐̒̊̊̚̚͝t̵̨̲̣̭̤̰͛̑̈̌̄ͅa ̡̧̨̛̠͕͖̯͈̫̟̺̣̯̃̐́̉̃͊̾̍̃̾̃̉ͅr̵̡̘͉̭͇̼̝̩̥̰̙̻̪̉t ̯̺͉̦̀̈́̈́̽̎̀̀̒͋̏͊̌̕͝ ̢̰͎̗̦͈̗̲̅t ͚̜̺̖͙͍̪̰̗̘̉͘ḩ̴̯̹̼͕͙͕̈́̌̏̑̉̆̍̈́e̵̪̣͔͓̬̊͐̒͊̅̏́̏̈̈́̈͜ͅ ̶̡̢̡̝̙̱̬͔̐̐̕p̶̡̗͓̦̬͇͎̫̖͎̖̞͚͎̞̐͑̉̽͋̚r̴̢̢̬͔̯̹̻͉̥͕͛̈̔͋̊͊̆͝ͅa̴̢̛͈͇̰̝̫̖͍̣͎̙̟̹͔̤̓̓̈́͛͂́̈̂͑͐̍͛̚͝y̴͚͎̳̆͋͠ę̶̧̡̙͎͉̯̰͕̣̺̜͗̈́̏͘̚͝r̵̡̲̳̥̃̉̏̕͜͜" ̞̏̓́̈͊̄̅͒̒̔̚̚͠"

by Bokutos_wifey_ December 23, 2020

Eddy perc

A percolator on a water pipe made by glass blower Tommy Garrison that spins the water as you hit it resembling a river eddy.

Holy shit !! the water spins just like a river eddy on this Eddy Perc dab rig !

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018

Eddie The Gangster

A Ranga banger with a one inch punisher, thinks he is top shit by pulling out a knife to a fist fight and love sniffing guys assholes. Does Nangs and Jenkum

person 1. yo did you hear about the ranger banger?

Person 2. Who? Eddie the gangster?

by Elite_Syko August 18, 2019

Eddie baby

One of the most cringe songs alive

Eddie baby..

by Perry’s August 28, 2022

Cousin eddy

When you nut in her ass and the shitters full

Pulled a cousin eddy on my sister last night needless to say we needed many babywipes

by Gatorprimus6969 December 7, 2022

Eddie Santini

A character from the well-known ITV drama The Bill, immortalised by the DVD on sale on Amazon, under the name of: The Trial Of Eddie Santini

Also a term that can be used to fill in any awkward moments where no one has anything useful to say.

It is also a name that can be used in humorous, yet false conversations, such as the one below:

Person 1: Guess who Manchester United have just signed?
Person 2: (serious face) Erm, Owen Hargreaves?
Person 1: No, Eddie Santini
Everyone: (chortles)

by Eddie Santini February 12, 2007