Going Dutch

When two partners on a date choose to pay their own respective portions of the bill instead of the man paying for it all.

I saved twenty dollars by going dutch with Christine to the club.

by Adam Bone December 24, 2003

Dutch Mudslide

Similar to a Dutch Oven. When one of the two people in the same bed farts, and blasts an accidental discharge of fecal matter instead of just gas on to the other person.

I meant to give Ma the old Dutch Oven, but I accidentally lost control of my bowels and gave her a Dutch Mudslide instead.

by Tim Rentler February 5, 2008

Dutch Doored

A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.

We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.

by beanboy March 7, 2009

dutch love

The hottest of all the Caucasian loves. Temperatures have been known to reach up to 63 degrees centigrade.

Fire broke out in Arnhem late last night. Officials suspect dutch love.

by Stalin's Love April 17, 2011

Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

by Richard L. Stevens February 25, 2009

Dutch Crunch

A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.

Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!

Kyle: What happened bro?

Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.

Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....

by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018

Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015