the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver

OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025

Denver Iftar

When it's Ramadan and you're a fasting Muslim (abstaining from food, drink, sex, smoking, etc.) but when it's sunset prayer time you break your fast with a joint containing the stickiest of the icky.

Jawad: Yo it's sunset prayer time we can finally have iftar! You got some dates or something?
Mo (pulling out a doobies): No bruh I'm breaking my fast with a Denver Iftar tonight.

by mbssuxfhim March 5, 2025

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.

Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.

by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024

Denver Double

A sexual activity involving 4 people, two active males and two passive (male or female). The two passives are butt to butt with a double sided dildo while giving the two active males are getting blowjobs.

If you ever go to Colorado with your partner, you have to try the Denver Double.

by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025

denver

a selfish person who lies a lot. is often lovely at first but don't believe a word that a denver tells you. Usually their mums just don't respect them enough to call them an actual human name.

girl one: oh i think my boyfriend is cheating on me.
girl two: oh really, he must be a denver!

by 123abc! November 22, 2021

Denver

When you can't hack your work anymore, You up and fuck off without telling anyone, Never to be seen or heard from again.

I can't believe he pulled a denver. He just said fuck this shit i'm out and off he went.

by Good Carnts May 1, 2024