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ghost chub

A suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
Making out without sex almost always produces a ghost chub.
Zeke and Marie were making out: what do you want to bet Zeke's got ghost chub?
by carrieparker December 30, 2008
mugGet the ghost chubmug.

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.
dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly
by theswagster April 18, 2016
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rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015
mugGet the rub chubmug.

musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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chub fuck

A large disgusting ball of orange fur. Does nothing but lie around and stink and waste space.
Great googly moogly, I was going to sit here, but thankfully I saw this Chub Fuck here right before I sat on it.
by spumrunner January 12, 2012
mugGet the chub fuckmug.

chub-rub

what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors. chafejock-itch
That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.
by Dong Wong October 26, 2005
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