twin anxiety

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"

Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!

Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 25, 2011

apache twin

two people (either of the same or oppisite sex) that have gotten herpes from the same person.

After La-Swanda gave me and Tyrone herpes, we realized we were apache twins.

by that other half white guy October 03, 2012

maury twins

siblings born the same year with different mamas and the same dad

I just had a maury twins his sister was born an hour ago.

by kevin John October 02, 2011

Twin Leeches

A womans vaginal lips.

The woman had to go to the ginacologist to have her twin leeches checked.

by Fran Scott June 11, 2007

Twinkle Twins

Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".

"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.

by BIG daddy's lil mama. November 13, 2018

gen twin

she’s going into 8th grade, her name is genesis and she has a bigass forehead but what comes w that is having a big heart like hers, she is always there for me when im feeling drained y tengo mucho cariño para ella, tqm génesis

gen twin= génesis my twin-v

by valexo June 02, 2019

Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019