tequila sunrise

The act of pounding tequila shots (with lime and salt), then eating out your womans vagina in a drunken sex craze, and promptly passing out. The tequila sunrise will be the rash-like caked on crust around your mouth in the morning that will take weeks to heal.

People thought I had painted my face up like a clown the night before but little did they know it was just a tequila sunrise.

by alphahooker May 5, 2005

new mexican taquito

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"

yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!

by Mikejonson August 10, 2009

Tequila Shark

Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla

My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;

"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

tequila bisexual

A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer

John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.

by PinkZebra September 8, 2015

Taquicardio

Nickname for someone who speeds up your heartbeat.

"Look at that hot guy!"
"Oooo he's a Taquicardio."

by China567 May 29, 2016

Tyquian

God.

I call on Tyquian to get me through this.

by Tigga20 March 22, 2020

Tequon

Usually black, tall, and attractive. He plays sports and usually succeeds in basketball. His personality is amazing. He tends to love hard and fall in love quick. He gets all the ladies.

look at Tequon over there lookin' so sexy with all the ladies!

by SuperSusGaymer November 23, 2021