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A person of professed homosexual identity who when under the influence of drugs or alcohol will be sexually intimate with an opposite cisgender partner. During sober interactions, the tequila bisexual will flatly deny any heterosexual attraction. This situation is caused by people who insist that someone must "choose a team" or that bisexuality isn't a legitimate sexually identity. It is the opposite of a two beer queer
John's boyfriend Marcus was drinking margaritas last night and ranting about how bisexuals need to pick a side. Guess who he made out with after? Erin!!! He is such a tequila bisexual.
by PinkZebra September 08, 2015
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Aug 9 Word of the Day
A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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