technoenvy

Lusting for the cool piece of hardware that someone else has.

I fooled with Bill's iPad last week and have a bad case of technoenvy.

by Anonymooski November 20, 2010

Technofail

Someone who is enthusiastic about technology but has no idea how it works or how to use it

My boss asked me to include screenshots and graphs into my presentation but I'm such a technofail, I'm just gonna hand draw them

by Tateypoe December 2, 2010

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

techno-skeptic

Someone who is skeptic of technology.

Mr.Baylor was a huge techno-skeptic. He made us write out all of our papers instead of typing them.

by EdenCrystal May 27, 2014

Techno-leech

One who lacks technology and technical savvy and relys on those that do.

Hey Donald, can u google something for me? Sorry I'm a techno-leech...
I only have a flip phone.

by Smellfree January 11, 2015

Techno-tantrum

A techno-tantrum takes a while to build up. It's most often caused by extreme frustration with uncooperative electronic devices. It's usually punctuated by a techno-scream. It's a state of mind there's almost no coming down from.

My first attempt to file my taxes online resulted in a huge techno-tantrum!

by pozzie June 14, 2017