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Road Tease

The female equivalent of road head (I.E. a guy fingering you while you both are driving in a vehicle)
He took me home after our date and road teased me the entire way.
by amanduhh_please January 22, 2018
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Teasing the rim

When you just can't get the ball in while playing beer pong
"Jess is always teasing the rim, she just can't get that rim wet"

"Jess is all tease no please"
by Green slime March 12, 2021
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Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.
Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)
by Northern1 April 6, 2011
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Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.
Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.
by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012
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Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.
Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!
by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010
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Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
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ice tease

Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.
I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.
by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011
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