Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

taking the browns to the superbowl

Very simply taking a dump dropping the kids off at the pool, usually a massive bowl movement that creeps up on you.

Hey Charlie where are you going? I ate some Thai for lunch bro taking the browns to the superbowl.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010

taking the mick

Using someone as the butt of a joke (taking the Piss out of someone).

We really took the mick out of paddy! I was only taking the mick.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006

taking the mickey

using someone as the butt of a joke, lightheartedly. Non-offensive humor.

'Are you taking the mickey?'

by kdc June 26, 2003

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

by notquitepatrick November 26, 2016

taking the mick

Annoying someone in a funny way.

He's taking the mick out of the boys hair cut. Ha ha!

by mr slang uk August 17, 2009

Toaking

To smoke some realy good BUD!!

Hey, i just got back from my mother-in-laws. I was Toaking the whole way there, so i didn't have to listen to that old wrench.

by RichieRichie0916 January 3, 2009