A girl who goes to ever single bonfire in the deserts, they dance to foot loose because that's the only song they know how to dance to. They wear short short that shows their ugly thigh tattoo, Walmart cowgirl boots, a short tight famous shirt that shows their beer belly, and a flat billed hat. They have slept with pretty much every single person who has a truck and talks down to them, they claim they can out ride anyone on a dirt bike but can't even afford fuel to put in their imaginary dirtbike. They get offended when you say the will be a horrible mother for saying they will bring their kid to every bonfire
Did you see dirt turkey Sara last night at apex? She was bouncing around each truck last night trying to get a good dicking.
by Ranger runner April 20, 2016
After gorging on a Thanksgiving feast, distastefully exposing your entire family, including your grandma, to the perverse joys of urbandictionary.com
Sibling 1: Hey wasn't it hilarious last night when mom guessed the definition of arabian goggles on her first attempt?
Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.
Sibling 2: Ya, that was awesome. We were totally Turkey Slummin' it.
by my mom's child November 23, 2007
turkry baps: baps that look like turkeys
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
also known as a becky wells...
the turkey bap is a rare species currently found in new college mac room but will most probably migrate to next lesson in time
by jksmithmate April 19, 2010
by Big Luke Murphy January 06, 2018
The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
by The Dimps December 26, 2016
a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
by Frank July 25, 2003
by Richbitchjr October 06, 2018