"When I was at the club last night, there was this group of tunnel monkeys who kept trying to get at me the whole time."
"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."
"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."
by angerdog January 20, 2014
The act of putting your dick into the cardboard center of a toilet paper and having your sexual partner arouse you until your dick bursts out of it, or it is bulging around the edges. You then proceed to fuck.
by whydidimakethisshit February 24, 2014
When two guys put their dicks side by side facing opposite ways and interlock their hands and jerk each other off at the same time.
Omg did you see Ron and Don dick tunneling last night? It was seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever saw. I’m going to be jerking it to that image for a long time.
by Tenaciousron June 07, 2019
A painful phenomenon in the hands and/or wrists of a person, which is created by holding paying cards too long or by holding too many playing cards. This is the same phenomenon as carpal tunnel syndrome except it is caused strictly by playing cards.
Example of use in a sentence: I had to pickup the whole discard pile and holding all these cards for so long is giving me cardpal tunnel.
by ConSyderate November 27, 2019
by Bungtunnelbob January 06, 2017
by Serinwil December 27, 2020
The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.
1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018