try my life

Basically, when someone talks shit and says something that you obviously see to be untrue/ Edgy.

"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."

by PoisonousCandy February 16, 2017

The Old College Try

To do the best you can with the knowledge you have.

Dienamik: So, if I were to cum in your mouth would you spit or swallow?
White Girl: Swallow. Not sure if I could take your large load all at once, but I'd give it the old college try.

by Untamed Unicorn September 14, 2016

try everything once

a phrase used by people, mostly of the European-American variety to get a fellow human being to do something that they would not normally do.

"Yo, just jump your BMX off the roof of the house. You have to try everything once!"

"Baby, come one. You have to try everything once. Now, suck!"

by D. William P. March 28, 2005

old college try

To show a lot of cleavage.

Friend 1: "Michelle, kindly adjust your dress."
Friend 2: "Yeah, way to give the old college try."

by jah426 September 5, 2009

try to hit me

I said, come over here and see what happens if you try to hit me

besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter

by Dangerous Dave March 24, 2005

So You Try

To stuff it into your pant leg...

"But you can't because it's just too big, so you try again, but then you realize you didn't get the joke."

by WhenYourDickIsTooBig December 19, 2018

Trying to Jump to The Moon

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Trying to do something that seems to be impossible

Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!

by Nocaerc January 16, 2020