super torture

When a hot woman strips naked in front of webcam and tells you about it while the webcam is blacked out.

She did a super torture to me last night.

by Swag king October 9, 2012

the texas torture

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging

when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.

by texgirl September 3, 2009

Sniffy(s) Torture

Sniffy(s) Torture is the act of yourself or a another person scratching your balls (or sack) until it bleeds then proceeding to sniff their hand afterward. This is for sexual pleasure. I have experienced this with many other people and in my opinion this is most enjoyable! This may seem unhealthy but it can be very healthy for your balls and/or sack. Health Benefits: hot, sexy, dead skin comes off, smelly, and sniffy!

John: Tonight we are having Sniffy(s) Torture!
John's wife: well ok!

by Sniffysymtoms July 31, 2020

broken penis torture method #4

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021

Mashy Torture

Slang for what a Mashy will put his "victim" through during a prank or rib. It is most often perpetrated by two Mashys.

Daniel and Jon put Sean through a severe round of Mashy Torture.

by Professor Dare July 27, 2009

Texas torture

The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.

Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!

by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017

text torture

Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you

Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.

Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018