Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .
by strange fruitty June 13, 2019
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Techno-mess

A word used to describe the tangled wires and cables that seem to appear behind every TV.
Usually caused by having one or more gaming consoles and other accessories.
Guy: Dude, you have got the biggest Techno-mess I've ever seen back here!
by Kal-El7777 July 11, 2008
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dez the mess

dez the mess
aka deez nuts
dez the mess:
hey dez
oh wait, deez nuts?
by urmominmybeduwu June 04, 2021
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Mess chess

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.
“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”
by daltonjfk September 08, 2019
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Hawt Mess

A group of queer (LGBTQ) people.
Person 1: Wow, there is a lot of us here.
Person 2: Yeah, we're a hawt mess.
by :|3 May 25, 2021
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shit-mess

A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.
Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
by coozehound72 September 03, 2010
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Mess Yourself

To do extremely hard maserbation - boy or girl - and squirt/cum all over yourself.
Masterbates:
Cums all over himself

This would be a mess Yourself moment
by DannyGsmethwick October 22, 2018
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