happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.
I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.
by Cheta May 15, 2003
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happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 03, 2021
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Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.
She gave him a good fourth meal last night.
by mr muscles January 21, 2009
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Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom
"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."
by Dre-dawg December 16, 2009
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Royalty Meal

When the mistress crawls under the table while you eat Panda Express and proceeds to blow you.
I had a Royalty Meal the other day
by Save and print January 10, 2019
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mighty meal

Instant noodle's that come ready-to-eat in a disposable plastic or styrofoam, bowl or cup, often with plastic spoon included.
Eaten by Student's and Single men who never learned how to cook.
"We should buy some 'mighty meals' to take camping with us."
by Diego August 17, 2003
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Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal
Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver
by YRNmagilla August 04, 2014
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