The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.
Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."
by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024
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by The CYCLE June 27, 2020
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Guy 2: Sure. "
Millenials when young: "Hahaha imma troll these old people and they think that I'm serious. What retards!"
Millenials when older: "OMG what a retard is this, I'm going to DEBUNK him!"
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Guy 2: Sure. "
Millenials when young: "Hahaha imma troll these old people and they think that I'm serious. What retards!"
Millenials when older: "OMG what a retard is this, I'm going to DEBUNK him!"
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Joshephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
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Hey man is that your dad on that kids bike? Yeah but thats his bike. Its his dui-cycle. He looks parched. Cmon let's go buy him a beer.
by Pete_nesz May 9, 2020
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They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
They/Them 2: this what?
They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.
They/Them 2: But you were born a guy
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