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cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.
While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.
by Huntsville Hammered News October 23, 2020
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cod lashing

when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail
i gave her a good cod lashing last night
by the lasher April 21, 2014
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cod marine

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...
Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
by Major Woody March 2, 2014
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Cod Vanguard

Unbalanced game from a company that put his dick in your ass and wants money for this piece of shit
If you are pissed about multiplayer or zombies in Cod Vanguard. Just get some help...
by SniperloverGER November 21, 2021
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Atlantic Cod

The Atlantic cod is a benthopelagic fish of the family Gadidae, widely consumed by humans. It is also commercially known as cod or codling. Dry cod may be prepared as unsalted stockfish, as cured salt cod or clipfish
Scientists dive in the Atlantic Oceans to study more about Atlantic Cods.
by Error? May 17, 2019
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Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."
Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.
by YankeesIsTrash July 12, 2017
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Rod Cod

My Man Rod Cod is so cool that his name is even cool like nobody can be as cool as Rod Cod. Plus he's the best cod player in the world he sniped me with a tomahawk from across the new year.
Ahhhh My Man Rod Cod you so coolio julio my nibba.
by urbanLicker February 19, 2019
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