Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022
Get the Not my monkey, not my circusmug. Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:
"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
Get the Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!mug. by daveobot February 12, 2021
Get the Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circusmug. "Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"
"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus
by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010
Get the Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circusmug. by H4wk331 November 13, 2023
Get the The Amazing Digital Circusmug. A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.
Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”
by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018
Get the Cock Circusmug. just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.
by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009
Get the zoo circusmug.