The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”
by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023
The ugly tattoo that redneck fat chicks get right above their ass. Also known as a tramp stamp, cum target and ass antlers.
I thought that girl was cute until her shirt rode up her back and I saw her Tennessee license plate. Then I knew that she was a skeezer, and I ignored her after that.
by PMax October 04, 2008
Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
To take the loose skin from one's nutsack, stretching it over the penis, and holding against the body above the penis.
by spankmaster flash 5000 July 11, 2010
When a woman hasn't showered in three days, sits on your neck with her vagina facing you, and then pees.
by Nace February 25, 2016
"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"
by khinsaia February 16, 2010
THE ACT OF GOING ASS TO MOUTH ON UR LOVER, THEN UNAWARE AS HE/SHE KISSES U SPITTING A PIECE OF CORN IN UR MOUTH.
by DUSTIN WRATHER October 05, 2009