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technological profiling 

1. the inclusion of technological characteristics in determining whether a person is considered likely to posses certain "predictable" qualities and/or likely to act or behave in "predictable" manners.

2. the practice of substituting gadgetry and use thereof for evidence as grounds for social status.

3. general geek/nerd stigma.
Girl: "Look at Richy Rich, iPhone and a Kindle. Don't they cost like $500?"

Other Girl: "Something like that, at least we have friends and get out." *Laugh*

My head: "Bitch please, my buddy just left, we are in a Starbucks, and I'm not the one with the hooker heels and Louis Vuitton purse. This is technological profiling!"
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Technologised 

-adjective

1. To be technologically savvy.

2. To be proficient in the ways of the technological world.
e.g: Wow! For an old man, Mr. Atkins sure is technologised!
Technologised by lotsohuggin August 15, 2010

technologification 

the process of moving towards a state where there is more technology.
"wow, thanks to all this technologification, i can jog and barely even feel my ipod!"
technologification by cheebs August 4, 2006

Technological Window Shopper

Someone that shops online for stuff they can't have.
Angela shops online all the time, she's such a technological window shopper.

Wave Function Based Technologies 

Wave Function Based Technologies, shortened as WFBT, are a kind of technology that uses the wave function for work and operate. WFBT are also able to reproduce the wave function at any level mainly on macro level, and WFBT uses superquantum mechanics principles to work.
"Wave Function Based Technologies might be our technological future, but we will need to make massive research on it for turn it possible."

"Wave Function Based Technologies are the main technological concept of vibrationalism, not just of vibrationalism, but of the whole esoteric transhumanist movement."

Technolorgasm 

The a state of euphoria felt when opening a new tech gadget. Usually preceded by smelling (huffing) the new plastic of the packaging and/or licking the device.
DUDE!!! JUST got my new iPhone. The technolorgasm I got made me forget there was such a thing as a vagina.
Technolorgasm by snowman4839 January 13, 2010

Teenology 

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.
Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011