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kawaii tears

Tears that have been shed by a person who may not handle the cuteness of certain things such as couples or animals, and the list goes on.

Kawaii tears are dangerous and may trigger disasters such as tsunamis and earthquakes, unfortunately.

Shedding a kawaii tear will prove that the person/s or objects making them cry is/are simply, 2 kawaii for mere mortals.
Person 1: "That sloth is so lazy and adorbz, it's making me cry kawaii tears!"
Person 2: "Dude don't cry kawaii tears, you're gonna flood the whole city with your kawaii river."
by Tb mushroom November 16, 2013
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Turtle Tears

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.
The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017
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Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.
-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017
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Mushrik tears

Happens mostly when the mushrik hears the word "tawheed"
Muslim: Fear Allah, follow Tawheed

Mushrik: WHAT?!?! TAWHE-- Ahhhh

Muslim: Die in your rage Kafir, mushrik tears as always
by Mumin_Muwahhid January 16, 2022
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Tesla tears

The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.
Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.
by Singuclarity September 22, 2023
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gamer tears

Gamer tears is the white liquid produced by men when they proceed to masturbate (aka semen), in this case those who are gamers.
Man! Yesterday my gf drank my gamer tears when she was sucking it!
by Horsey.TikTok January 19, 2019
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