Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.

Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.

by TheGenZod February 14, 2012

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021

The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.

I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.

by Jizzle Rizzle January 20, 2003

switch daddy kink

you like calling others daddy and being called daddy yourself

kevin: bruh i got hella trauma, i have a switch daddy kink
kyle: no way me too
kevin: uwu daddy
kyle: *blushes* no u

by BadStrawberryShortCake March 30, 2021

Pythagoras Switch

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.

pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch

by Deathangel521 November 11, 2008

Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

by Tout fille Canadian July 8, 2011

Lizzy Switch

when a female creature (a woman) goes from absolutely loving the idea of a relationship with whom she deems to be the greatest man she's come across and then suddenly reverses her opinions and becomes a devil woman, pushing the once greatest guy in the world as far away as possible. like a leper.

guy 1: "wtf happened with you and that girl?"
guy 2: "...she flipped her damn lizzy switch!"
guy 1: "oh shit, that's messed up."

by captainamerica7 July 28, 2012