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dub the swipe

We spent all our money on hookers, so we had to dub the swipe in order to get home.
by spago88 October 30, 2013
mugGet the dub the swipemug.

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe
by Mustela February 6, 2023
mugGet the swedish card swipemug.

chub swipe

To rub one's semi erect penis (chub or chubby) against someone
Hey! Bro, don't chub swipe me!
by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
mugGet the chub swipemug.

bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
mugGet the bum swipemug.

Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
mugGet the Swipe Me Hardermug.

Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up
That guy in the wifebeater is a total terd swipe.
by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
mugGet the Terd Swipemug.

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive
Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…
by jill lavigne November 30, 2023
mugGet the baby swipemug.

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