swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

by JMACfuck November 22, 2007

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay February 27, 2009

Swedish Twins

A pair of persons who are strangely codependent and also strangely albino. They may be brother and sister or siblings of the same sex. Then again, they may be dating.

The first recorded case of Swedish Twins was on Slippery Rock University's campus, where they were aptly described by one Dr. Chiappini as "Swedish Twins" and not just that creepy pair that works at the dining hall and are dating or siblings.

Those creepy Swedish Twins were making out outside my class and I wonder what their mother thinks.

by Dr. Scott and Dr. Chiappini October 7, 2010

swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008

swedish fireball

A sexual act where someone places their mouth on another person's anus and recieves a heaping pile of red-hot diarrhea. Certain spicy foods may enhance the pleasure for all parties involved.

Cale: "Man, I have a really weird taste in my mouth today!"
Brian: "Really, what did you eat last night?"
Cale: "No, not eat; I got a big helpin' of Swedish Fireball. Man, that poo was everywhere!"

by Brain Dang July 28, 2008

Swedish Skyrocket

While a girl is giving you head. Just before you're about to pop, push her head down to the max. Then proceed to ejaculate deep in her throat.....she'll enjoy it :)

"When jen was blowing me, i pushed her head down and gave her a good ole swedish skyrocket"

by M_Bernie July 31, 2007