Swear word

A word to use when there is a calamity

When something a little bit bad happens: crap!
When something a little bit worse than that happens but still not 2 bad: bugger!
When something quite bad happens: shite!
When something mostly bad happens: shit!
When something very bad happens: fuck!
When something really bad happens: cunt!
When something the worst happens: nigger!

Person 1: your mom died. You can say swear words now.
Person 2: she died. Fucks sake.

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

Swahilian Helicopter

When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"

"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.

by DJ Steez January 21, 2009

Angry Seahorse

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and cum all over her face, at this point she cant see nothing, and then you smack her ass and her legs will curl up like a seahorse. Know she is an angry seahorse.

Katy you better shut the fuck up before I give you and youre mom an angry seahorse later on tonight.

by xlaker September 26, 2010

swear

Here are the swears.

1. Fuck
2. Ass
3. Shit
4. Cunt
5. Bitch
6. Bastard
7. Hell
8. Dick
9. Crap
10. Damn
11. Hor

All 11 swears

1. Fuck you, fucker.

2. That was a fine ass, yo.

3. Aww, I just took a huge shit.

4. I fucked that cunt up nice.

5. The bitch was so damn fine.

6. That bastard, he'll never fuck women again.

7. Damn you to hell!

9. You sir, are a dick.

10. Damn, you fuck fine.

11. That dirty hor left me without fucking me.

All swears.

by Alhoon August 28, 2008

Seahawks Nazi

(noun) an overly obsessed fan of the NFL team The Seattle Seahawks. They will do anything to help the team, on or off the field. They have been known to seek vengeance on those they see fit.

I heard the Seahawks Nazis were the ones who got Ben Rothlisberger to crash his motorcycle after Seattle lost in Super Bowl XL.

by dirdeed November 2, 2008

I swear to fuck

Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason

“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”

by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019

Swah

From the word "Puswah" meaning pussy.

That boy ate the hell outta da swah.

by irie October 12, 2004