Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

something

anything

something is srsly anything

by yeeeaaaaaa September 24, 2019

Spiething

When a man uses their dick as a golf club to wack a golf ball that is resting on a woman’s mouth (like a tee)

Damn. Jack and Agatha were watching the Masters when they got horny, and he decided to give her a Spiething

by Bdyao0805 November 22, 2019

something will come up

When all aspects in life are going down the drain and you’re certain good things will come your way

“Magreth... you’ve just lost your job? Sorry to hear that, what are your plans?”
“Ohh it’s okay something will come up”

by Quiche12 June 3, 2020

somethingoriginal420

The person (mod) who created so much drama in the NitroMojies Discord server.

A cool person, regardless what they say, got kicked out of the server because he exposed the owner for being down-bad or a pedophile details still unknown.

You may encounter something known as the Somethingoriginal420 (S0420 for short) syndrome, where you get into problems that are way too complicated for you so you start throwing bits of info everywhere.

Somethingoriginal420 just said the secrets of that one member again.

Awh fuck…. I think I just S0420'ed…

by Mikral November 23, 2021

Somethingwillstabyouphobia

When you always feel like something is going to stab you in some place but it never happens.

I feel like I am going to get stabbed, I think I have Somethingwillstabyouphobia.

by Noah Armon February 6, 2022

Something a Bit Meatier

Something that Lanz from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (developed by Monolithsoft and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch in 2022) most definitely wants, as observed by Eunie

Eunie:"Hear that Noah? Lanz wants Something a Bit Meatier!"

by Rocrod201 September 8, 2022