People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
by milflover March 12, 2021
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Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
Ryan: I'm actually super straight
Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you
by coldtoad March 8, 2021
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Get the Super Straight mug.A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.
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Get the Super straight mug.Despite what people may say, super straight is a code word that is used by gay furry men with inflation fetishes to idenify each other. It is also represented by the colors black and orange (just like the app grindr, a gay dating app.)
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