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Super Straight 

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.
Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!
Super Straight by milflover March 12, 2021

Super Straight 

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.
He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

Super Straight 

Vern admitted he has never slept with anyone. He is super straight.
Super Straight by K7Noel March 16, 2021

Super Straight 

***ACTUAL DEFINITION***

A term that someone came up with , thinking it was cool and shit about not dating trans people. But really, it's another word for being a transphobic ass :) These people will get very defensive and say they aren't transphobic, there's no point arguing with them. Their heads are so far up their arse, therefore they won't listen.
Person 1: "So before we start dating officially, I have to tell you that I'm trans-
Person 2: If you're trans I'm not dating you! I'm super straight
Person 1: You could just say that you're transphobic instead of coming up with a stupid fucking name for it

super straight 

A term made up by transphobes to inform the public they are transphobes. Not to be confused with a genital preference.

Super straight: would never date a transgender person

Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)

If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."

I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
person: I'm a super straight!
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
super straight by Ace_The_Card_Man December 12, 2021

Super Straight 

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Super Straight by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022