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itchin' for a switchin'

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.
"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"
by Zac Rainbow February 9, 2010
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Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.
"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"
by dumb waiter June 21, 2016
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Sit down, switch it off

What Mr. David says when ur not reading
Lss kid: *Texting*

Mr David: SIt dOWn, sWItch iT oFF

Lss kid: *Ignores*

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Reaction depends on the student
by Heylook March 13, 2019
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Switchfoot

good Christian rock band, probably one of my favorites.
by IrishREPUBLICANArmy May 31, 2004
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Switcha

A term used in the Bahamas meaning a sweet lemonade. Also it is the brand name of a lemonade company out of Nassau.
"Bey its so hot out today, I really want a cold glass of switcha!"

"Maaan ya mummy makes the best switcha in town dred!"
by YaBey September 14, 2011
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stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.
by Bav August 9, 2006
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Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010
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